Romanes eunt domus

An intentionally garbled Latin phrase from Monty Python’s Life of Brian. Its intended meaning is “Romans, go home!”, but is actually closer to “‘People called Romanes they go the house’”, according to a centurion in the movie. When Brian is caught vandalizing the palace walls with this phrase, rather than punish him, the centurion corrects his Latin grammar, explaining that Romanus is a second declension noun and has its plural in -i rather than -es; that ire or eo (“to go”) must be in the imperative mood to denote a command; and that domus takes the accusative case without a preposition as the object. The final result of this lesson is the correct Latin phrase Romani ite domum.